One of my major client’s developers has been off ill the last couple of days but who despite vomiting, the shits and a very bad back is managing to do a hell of a lot of work, when enquiries were made as to his ability to do so, his response was:
“That’s because I’m channelling the spirit of Xmas past, who, as it turns out, is quite a good programmer”
I tell you, with this office you just cant make it up!