Big bull

Top tip

When walking through a field and you see a big bull on your right, and 20 (very pretty) cows on your left. Retrace your steps (trying not to panic). It it then very wise to take a 1/2 mile detour, including climbing a stone wall, jumping a stream, picking your way across a bog and finally scrambling over a wire fence, bringing you to the field after the bull

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